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A collection of all the creations from Dubious Ranger's Custom Song Project in 2009, now available online for a pay-what-you-want download. To order your own custom song for a ridiculously cheap price, go to www.dubiousranger.com/v1/buycustomsong

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released December 15, 2009

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Dubious Ranger San Francisco

Dubious Ranger performs and records with a style that's been compared to everyone from John Cage to Brian Eno. The band's most recent release, The Devil's Dating Service, was voted one of the top albums in the Bay Area by Huffington Post.

Dubious Ranger is also available to make and/or compose music for your custom video game. Visit gabeturow.com for more information.
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Track Name: Ryan Get Some Sleep
you've been inside knowlton hall for so so long with a
model of a building (ooohh)
in that building there's a bedroom for you
ryan get some sleep, ryan connolly, get some sleep (you need some sleep)
sleeeeep

you've been awake drinking coffee til it comes out your ears
so you look into your model (oooh)
see yourself in the little bed and yell
ryan get some sleep, ryan connolly, get some sleep (you need some sleep)
sleeep
Track Name: Dr. BZ
One day your son explained
You were looking for a tune
With clever jokes and melodies
And monkeys and buffoons

Your story opens on The Farm
Leatherbound books tucked in your arms
Your attire fit all the latest trends

But now those shirts are full of holes
Still you wear them, or so I'm told
But unlike your shirts, you're none the worse for the wear

Dr. BZ
School in Cincinnati wasn't easy
Polish-born and bearded, tall and skinny
It takes a lot to know just how to
Look at people's brains and know you'd
rather be lounging on the sand


As a doctor you're a specialist
As a joker you like kitty butts
Your workout regimen would make
a fat man sweat and pray

But Warsaw breeds the toughest kinds
Badass champs with tip-top minds
Men who like their vodka and go running every day

But sometimes when you jog around
Your tattered threads induce the frowns
Of neighbors who assume that you live under a bridge


Dr. BZ
School in Cincinnati wasn't easy
Polish-born, bearded, tall and skinny
It takes a lot to know just how to
Look at people's brains and know you'd
rather be lounging on the sand
Oh Dr. BZ
Track Name: Virtual Soldier
World of Warcraft is where you'll find me,
If I am not in school or watching TV,
or out shooting paint balls at my friends and birds,
or hangin' with my buddies, my family, and Serge.
I'm Joe Gabrielli and I am doin' fine,
loving life to the fullest--especially online.
Track Name: Froggie Went To Court And...
I’ll sing a true song about my day in court
And the kind-hearted judge who kept my sentence short
See, I was croaking one night past midnight at least
And I got cuffed in my pond for disturbing the peace
They took me to court in a galvanized pail
With walls so near and high it scared me of jail
I sat on the lectern, splashed and quivered for a spell
And the marshall said “son, y’all don’t drip in the well.”

[Chorus]
But she’s a good judge, she’s a fine judge
She’s a fair judge, she’s a kind judge
We all stand equal before the law
Citizens, aliens, minors and frogs


The judge glared down, she was terribly mean
Her robe black, her hair frizzed, and not a speck of green
Her gavel came down with a thunderous slam
I was face to face with Penitentiary Pam
She won’t understand me, she won’t hear my cries
Bet she chews frog legs and never eats flies
How do you plead? she drawled Tenn-e-ssean
“Not guilty, Judgie-pooh,” I gulped Am-phi-bean

I said, I meant no harm to anyone that night
I’m sorry I was overcome with my plight
I was croaking so loud because I was so sad
A game I was watching had just turned out real bad
And then her eyes lit up like she was my pal
“Was that when Stanford lost The Big Game to Cal?”
“I also wailed, I stomped, I was completely unnerved
Hop on out of here, little critter, I’m giving you time served”
Track Name: 25 Strong
Fury!
This one's for Shmi, a baller among ballers
From LC with love to her east bay budz

Let's get furious...

25 strong
jump to the rhythm
Beatin' all the boyz
in the men's division
It's called great-greatness not socialism
Redistributing the Fury is the way we're living

25 25 25 Strong
We knew we were good but we were great all along
If you're calling us softies you know where you belong
Standing right where you are getting kicked in the schlong

We're skying your ass, you who's best
Making every other team into a big awk! mess
We need to brag cuz we got to boast
Are we an ultimate legend? the answer is totes

25 strong
jump to the rhythm
Beatin' all the boyz
in the men's division
It's called great-greatness not socialism
Redistributing the Fury is the way we're living

4 years in a row, 4 years in a row,
What the fuck's a biff? How would the fuck would we know?
We'd love to give competitors a chance to grow
But that's tough to do when they can't even throw

G-G-G-get yourself prepped for some furious rage
G-G-G-Get yourself get yourself feeling the fury
G-G-G-got more treasure than Nicolas Cage
G-G-G-Get yourself get yourself feeling the fury

We got more skill than Ireland's got Seamus
Here's a roll call so you know what our names is...

Abarr, A1, Tiny, Hammer, Casey
Geogia, Big Al, Jobe, and Arlie,
Pups, BLP, Matty, Slap, Abs, Jboogs
Emily, Yelena, Funshine, Gen and Ness too
Amanda, Ra-ra-ra, Lyrica, Manu
and my homegirl Shmidazzle, what a fuckin' crew

25 strong
jump to the rhythm
Beatin' all the boyz
in the men's division
It's called great-greatness not socialism
Redistributing the Fury is the way we're living