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Froggie Went To Court And​.​.​.

from Custom Songs by Dubious Ranger

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I’ll sing a true song about my day in court
And the kind-hearted judge who kept my sentence short
See, I was croaking one night past midnight at least
And I got cuffed in my pond for disturbing the peace
They took me to court in a galvanized pail
With walls so near and high it scared me of jail
I sat on the lectern, splashed and quivered for a spell
And the marshall said “son, y’all don’t drip in the well.”

[Chorus]
But she’s a good judge, she’s a fine judge
She’s a fair judge, she’s a kind judge
We all stand equal before the law
Citizens, aliens, minors and frogs


The judge glared down, she was terribly mean
Her robe black, her hair frizzed, and not a speck of green
Her gavel came down with a thunderous slam
I was face to face with Penitentiary Pam
She won’t understand me, she won’t hear my cries
Bet she chews frog legs and never eats flies
How do you plead? she drawled Tenn-e-ssean
“Not guilty, Judgie-pooh,” I gulped Am-phi-bean

I said, I meant no harm to anyone that night
I’m sorry I was overcome with my plight
I was croaking so loud because I was so sad
A game I was watching had just turned out real bad
And then her eyes lit up like she was my pal
“Was that when Stanford lost The Big Game to Cal?”
“I also wailed, I stomped, I was completely unnerved
Hop on out of here, little critter, I’m giving you time served”

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from Custom Songs, released December 15, 2009

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Dubious Ranger performs and records with a style that's been compared to everyone from John Cage to Brian Eno. The band's most recent release, The Devil's Dating Service, was voted one of the top albums in the Bay Area by Huffington Post.

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